> Jack: All'ight, moving along: this school was founded in 1973 by Dr. Edward White, the renowned scientist who also oversaw the construction of our city of Epistimi. [If you would direct your attention to the picture on the wall...]
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> Jack: He was a brilliant scientist, famous for his advancements of science and technology. His genius in the fields of both physics and biology were completely unmatched in his time. [You probably already know all this crap, but it's what the administration wants...] He personally saw to every detail in the construction of this school, and it's rumored that his preserved brain is hidden somewhere within its extensive grounds.
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> Jack: Therefore, the administration would like to assert that the Edward School of Eddycation is not a stupid name, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for thinking otherwise.
=In fact, it's downright Ed-tastic compared to the school's former name, which I have been expressly forbidden by the administration from uttering.=
